Message in my voice mail from the weekend:
Caller: "I've been collecting wine for a long time. I bought quite a bit of your Chardonnay in 1993. I still have some bottles left in my cellar. I went to pull one out today and the cork "imploded" inside the bottle. I want the bottle replaced since this is a manufacturing defect. I want you to replace it with the same exact 1993 Chardonnay. I can return the bottle to you to look at. ..."
Thanks for the laugh on Monday morning.
For the record I returned the call and left a polite message. No reply yet.